Friday, July 08, 2005

More Solomon gems...

While bringing Oreos, Mint Oreos, Mint Milanos and other assorted cookies and candies into the livingroom to eat while watching Wimbledon:

Charles: Now Andy Roddick has to win. Otherwise we'll be fat AND sad.

(He lost. Badly.)

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The commentator gem: Watch that replay. Most of us humans struggle mightily to control our limbs, trunk and torso, but Federer is the very picture of synchronicity.

(I think he'd been saving that word ever since he covered the national spelling bee 2 months ago.)