On two of my last three runs I have been bitten by an ant. At approximately mile 5. On my neck. ?? Seriously, I am not that slow (Jonathan) that an ant could chase me for 5 miles, then climb to my neck and bite me. And this is on two different routes, so it's not like I'm running through the same ant hill. I think I only didn't get bitten on the other run because I only went 2 miles. I'm now officially afraid to run 5 miles.
Also, people all over the US are calling me worried that my car warranty is about to expire. Weird.
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Those people call me, too! I eventually stopped answering the phone to any number I didn't recognize.
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