I think I win the encouraging mother of the day award.
Me: If you'll calm down for a sec, I can show you how to really swim. I'm a pretty good swimmer.
William: I already know how to swim. (thrashes violently and sinks)
Me: No. You know how to drown reluctantly.
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Hilarious!!! Nick is also convinced he can swim - as long as he has his floaties.
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