The Solomons are here!!

Some of today's gems

Charles: These stupid chocolate chips keep clogging up my straw.

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Papa: Brian, I can tell you're smart. How'd you get to be so smart? Do you have brains?
Brian: Sure. (taps forhead) Right here.
Papa: (taps the top of his head) What about here?
Brian: (scoffs)Nooooo. That's your hair.
Papa: If I look in this ear, can I see all the way through out that ear?
Brian: (throws head back and laughs)
Papa: Is there something in there?
Brian: Yeeeeeees. Eardrums!